@ Mumbai

Finally reached mumbai.......... First all the whole family including all cousins, aunts & uncles met up  at a previously determined spot ... hugs & kisses all around ................ Terribly bored (yes  know you all understand) Anyway later in the day was dedicated to females (Mehndi time)Personnaly I hate it's smell........... There is this sister of mine from Hyderabad who fancies some hairie creature who goes by the name of Uloorie Arjun (purposefully mispelt) .She used the previously mentioned mode of torture to tattoo that whiny creature's name on her hand.To see pictures of him visit his photo gallery .On the first day we had little fun @ infiniti mall .

The second day was loads of fun .We all waited at the mandap while the bride was carefully bedecked by professionals . The gujaratis have this practice called Barath in which the bridegrooms family comes dancing leading him (he is in a car). This was an arya samaj wedding & there were both Tambram & gujju practices involved. There is this practice called kasi yatra in which the groom pretends to run away & the bride's father bribes him ( with coconuts & bananas ROFL ) & he gives in & decides to stay back & marry the bride.

Only in this case the groom was desperately trying to run away for life my sister being who she is .........

(No, its not the same one who fancies the whiny telegu actor) Anyway . Ciao

Finally leaving

In the previous post I mentioned a wedding.This happens to be in Bombay. After all that wait I'm finally leaving.

Yippee...This means 3 days of missing school.Isn't that cool.Anyway that's all for now.Ciao...........

Tragedy @ physics lab

The physics lab of my school is a average room with three tables full of extremely breakable items(hence known as BI ) So no surprise when yours faithfully & friends broke two beakers two springs & all previuosly set records.(it even appeared in the school newsletter).For further info about the friends visit Life thru the eyes of a teenager .

So on the fateful day in which we supposedly( actually we didn't do it) broke the spring the teacher called us to her table ( which is known better as the deathbed ) & told us how much money we owed the school due to our breaking etc etc.

We begged , we pleaded , we oohed & aah-ed at the consequences she dramatically described.(I especially remember the vivid image formed in my mind by the crystal clear description of the principal's office) & finally said that we would pay........................

So we went to the peon . His name was Venkatesh & he gave us the bill. My dear aforementioned friend noticed that he had charged us a little extra.................

The following conversation ensued

Yours faithfully(managing to act like James Bond): Anna ninga pathu rubaa extra charge paanirikel
Peon:Athu athu.(stuttering & stammering)athu VAT
YF:Illa ninga extra charge panirkel...........
Peon: (now becoming confident)Illa pa athu VAT Paisava kuddu......

This meant

Me:Hey your charging us extra!!!!!!!!!!!
P:No no that is ..................................VAT
Me:No you're cheating us
P: No no pay  up it is VAT

After endless speculation we came to a conclusion that VAT was (in this case) Venkatesh added tax...................

*We did pay up in the end  we payed in full measure including the "VAT"

Fabindia-Harsha the terror in pyjamas

Yesterday my relatives & I dragged ourselves to fabindia to look up some clothes for my cousin sister's upcoming marriage.To understand South Indian & North Indian weddings (of which this will be a mix) visit Tale of two weddings  by silverine .

I was looking up kurtas for my bro-in-law a guju. He owns Inkfruit a T-Shirt company . My dad suggested that i buy something for myself.The word spread amongst my uncle, aunt, & baby cousin who each picked different designs.All of  them were good designs.Problem was that I had to try each & every one out.You all know how lazy i am , & i tried on so many that I literally mugged up the features of the trial room (sigh).

The kurta was finally decided on & then dad decided that i had to wear pyjamas & my mom decided on a set for me. It was double the size of my tummy breadth wise which is saying a lot....

I tried it out & burst out laughing at myself........& protested saying that i wouldn't turn up for the marriage.
To no avail. Boohooooooooooo....................................

You will see picture of me in this in a future blog..........................

Ciao

For further understanding on shopping for gents clothing visit  Going once going twice

Cooking,drawbacks & Omelet bombs

Omelettes.Ha. Introducing Chef.T.Harshavardhan. The greatest cook of omelletes just introduced Omelet bomb........Like all other inventions it was an accident ..... but it was made use of & turned into an successful experiment....

Aim:To destroy the world ....... ROFL
Materials Required: Gas stove. Eggs . Matchsticks.  Pan.
Procedure:                 

1.Turn the gas stove on . If you do not know how to do so ask someone or go to  Wiki.answers.

2.Place the Egg in a cup & then remove the shell with a spoon .If you don't know how to do so the aforesaid or visit the aforesaid site.

3.Place the pan on the stove.If you don't know how to do so the aforesaid or visit the aforesaid site.

4. Pour the obtained liquid on the pan & any of your favorite spices.If you don't know how to do so the aforesaid or visit the aforesaid site.

5. You would have obtained a weird smell by now .Move away & light a matchstick.If you don't know how to do so the aforesaid or visit the aforesaid site.


Observation:
Nobody except Yours Faithfully  has survived this experiment.I don't want to spoil the surprise for you.*

*Please do not try this at your home if your not a qualified scientist.

For further references Teaching guy to cook and other horrors BY silverine 

A Learning Experince (ALE)

Today was like any other normal day. I had  to go to school (yipee due to our hero ; & bleuwah otherwise) after which I had to go to cricket with an injured finger , then came the best part. Myself & my cousin/uncle( I'm still not sure how we're related as he is old enough only to be my cousin but is my dad's cousin) left for Gangotree
a chaat joint........................

I decided to act cool.........BIG MISTAKE......He ordered his pani poori without the sweet sauce & I who can't bear a chilli without two bottles of water to make up for it;ordered the same.....Boohooooo

I drained a whole bottle of water & gasped & gasped & gasped & gasped & gasped & gasped.............Oh forget it......I ordered ice cream & tried to salvage my image but it was all in vain

ALE huh?

Chemstry Quiz

Aha ... 2day was a brilliant day in my life.......We were divided into groups for our chem quiz based on Dalton atoms, moles etc...Student 1 was unfortunately or fortunately in my group...We were all asked to contribute quustions......

Student 1 contributed too.....
Q1.Define Dalton...
What could the ans be??a perfectly normal carbon based life form ?


Q2.Why are atoms found all around us??
It needs a genuine scientist to answer these questions.......

Q3.Who invented the atom???
On further investigation he told us that this was Dalton who invented it......(according to him he did  not discover it)

Q4 hit English grammar for a six
What is the1/6th of a 6 oxygen molecule called the standard ?
Nobody knew the answer to this one of course.........

When he was asked if had ever seen a UFO...........
He answered that he had not because he was too short ..........poor him(the original ans was that I was too tall which on clarification meant the aforesaid)

In another extreme instance our hero was sitting under a broken fan...... In the middle of our English class it decided to fall down ...........All the people sitting nearby ran away while our hero without realizing the surroundings(he never does) continued to sit unperturbed.............

When somebody shouted at him to move it came crashing down missing him by a milli-centimeter (his own term)* he jumped three benches away yelling in unknown languages..............

It was hilarious is if not anything else and our extremely flabbergastingly boringly monotonous class got disrupted.So student1 we owe u a lot for distracting our teacher

K bye......

*exaggerated action scenes

Semester pattern meeting

On a very prestigious day our teachers decided to brief us about the change n pattern of our studies...

This happened in our GC class which angered us a lot.......Nevertheless the anger was needless as the antics or rather antic of Student 1* made our day for us.......

We  all somberly walked in to the Sripad hall with the fear that the principals were going to ... Oh forget it....You would've stopped reading if I'd continued.........So the P and VP droned on how our attitude mattered more than studies in the upcoming pattern......

At the end of this extremely flabbergastingly boringly monotonous speech came the doubt session.......

There were some sensible doubts about our exam patterns etc. and we thought we were going to get acute boringitis......till Student 1  saved the day...He stood up stylishly and pulled his pants up.In his best possible accent (scratching his head) he said "Miss will dhe subervision deachers give BD?"(I later deciphered this to be "miss will the supervision teacher give us PT")
ROFL

*Name changed to protect privacy