Chemstry Quiz

Aha ... 2day was a brilliant day in my life.......We were divided into groups for our chem quiz based on Dalton atoms, moles etc...Student 1 was unfortunately or fortunately in my group...We were all asked to contribute quustions......

Student 1 contributed too.....
Q1.Define Dalton...
What could the ans be??a perfectly normal carbon based life form ?


Q2.Why are atoms found all around us??
It needs a genuine scientist to answer these questions.......

Q3.Who invented the atom???
On further investigation he told us that this was Dalton who invented it......(according to him he did  not discover it)

Q4 hit English grammar for a six
What is the1/6th of a 6 oxygen molecule called the standard ?
Nobody knew the answer to this one of course.........

When he was asked if had ever seen a UFO...........
He answered that he had not because he was too short ..........poor him(the original ans was that I was too tall which on clarification meant the aforesaid)

In another extreme instance our hero was sitting under a broken fan...... In the middle of our English class it decided to fall down ...........All the people sitting nearby ran away while our hero without realizing the surroundings(he never does) continued to sit unperturbed.............

When somebody shouted at him to move it came crashing down missing him by a milli-centimeter (his own term)* he jumped three benches away yelling in unknown languages..............

It was hilarious is if not anything else and our extremely flabbergastingly boringly monotonous class got disrupted.So student1 we owe u a lot for distracting our teacher

K bye......

*exaggerated action scenes